bmarieclairec

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ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he break his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep. 

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fuckyeahsociologystudentsheep:

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “Watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” Bottom text: “Apply Marx’s theory of alienation on Oompa-Loompas”]

fuckyeahsociologystudentsheep:

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “Watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” Bottom text: “Apply Marx’s theory of alienation on Oompa-Loompas”]

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fuckyeahsociologystudentsheep:

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “HATE MOST PEOPLE” Bottom text: “LOVE OBSERVING SOCIETY”]

fuckyeahsociologystudentsheep:

[Picture: Background: 6 piece pie style colour split with beige and woodland green alternating. Foreground: a head-on photo of a disgruntled looking white sheep. Top text: “HATE MOST PEOPLE” Bottom text: “LOVE OBSERVING SOCIETY”]

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I laughed hysterically when I stumbled upon this picture.  Why do I get the feeling I’m going to be one of those people who goes and has my English Bulldog professionally photographed?  Poor Brutus…

I laughed hysterically when I stumbled upon this picture.  Why do I get the feeling I’m going to be one of those people who goes and has my English Bulldog professionally photographed?  Poor Brutus…

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“So everything that doesn’t fit into some stupid idea of what you think God wants you just try to hide or fix or get rid of? It’s just all too much to live up to. No one fits in one hundred percent of the time. Not even you. Why would God make us all so different if he wanted us to be the same?”

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